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Now Reviewing...
Reviews of movies that are out in the theater, on dvd, or old movies that we just got around to watching. Check a movie for it's recommendation.
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Kill Bill Volume 1 Now On DVD
A movie about this girl that gets blasted on her wedding day by an assassination group. This girl gets a bullet through the head, something that would annihilate most people. But not in this movie. She lives to try to destroy the people that tried to whack her. Pretty good movie, although fails in comparison to Tarantino's others. Check it out, second one should be better. Final Rating : CCC |
The Punisher on DVD NOW!!!
I am the ALMIGHTY MOVIE REVIEWER. I say this movie ROCKS. Yes. It has GUNS, it has a SKULL, and it has the PUNISHER, which is all it really needs. I say, BUY IT YOU POOR PATHETIC FOOLS. Final Rating : CCCCC
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The Big Lebowski
This Coen brother's film is quite possibly the funniest movie ever made. Starring Jeff Bridges as the Dude, John Goodman, and Steve Buscemi. Don't watch any other movie until you have seen this one. Definatley Reccomended. Final Rating : CCCCC |
Mortal Kombat
This is the GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME EXCEPT FOR SPIDER-MAN 2 and 1 also. The Johnny Cage/Scorpion fight RULES. Even REPTILE IS IN IT. If you haven't seen it, then, WHERE THE FREAK HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST 9 YEARS, FREAK!!! Final Rating : CCCCC
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Original, Interesting, Clever
Jim Carrey hooks up with a chick that gets pissed at him and has him erased from her memory, so then he wants her erased from his memory as well. Then he changes his mind, but it's too late.... A really great movie that touches on the aspects of this procedure, and whether or not it can bring about true happiness as well as the ethical issues of such a procedure. Check it out, and if you walk out on this movie you just might be a homo. Final Rating : CCCC |
Spider-Man 2
The Greatest Movie Ever Made by Man is in theaters right now. Spidey 2 will OWN YOUR BONES. All I have to say is, IF YOU DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE AT LEAST 7 TIMES IN THE THEATERS, YOU ARE A FREAK!!!
Final Rating: CCCCCCCCCCCC
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